The spuds
AKA THE BOYS
RISOTTO
THE TIDY POTATO
Dark Brown Cinnacot High Snow / Dual Band
DOB: SEPT. 30. 2024
I am a clean boy that likes to poop in the same specific spot. Please take off your shoes when you come inside. My ideal match is someone who changes out of their outside clothes as soon as they come home.
Adobo
THE BACHELOR POTATO
Black / Full Mask
DOB: AUG. 21. 2024
I have commitment issues. I’m not sure if I will ever settle down. I love my freedom and living on the fly. So what if I don’t have furniture in my studio apartment? We can sit on these lawn chairs.
Mocha
THE ADVENTUROUS POTATO
Oak Brown / Mono-line / Eyeliner
DOB: JUL. 22. 2024
I love to climb wherever I go. My favourite direction is up. There’s just more to see from the clouds and I’m a dreamer. When I grow up I want to wear skinny jeans, dye my quills, and be a rockstar.
Maverick
THE BAD BOY POTATO
Dark Brown High Snow / Odd Ear / Half Mask / Eyeliner
DOB: APR. 23. 2022
I’ve got that bad boy look and that bad boy attitude. I party all night and most of the day. I can get a little moody when I don’t get my way. But I also have short-term memory so it’s - where was I?